You know, being crazy sucks ( Read more... )

NEW YORK (AP) -- A female college student who branded a date's body with a scalding piece of metal as payback for never calling her after they had sex was sentenced to five years in prison Friday.Caban's lawyer, James Friedman said, "She's a good kid, despite the picture painted of her, who exercised poor judgment and got herself into a bad ( Read more... )

Just when you think Republicans can't get any crazier out pops Tom Zirkle.

The dude thinks that "jews" invented pornography as a way to destroy the white race.

The personal-injury lawyer says he’s running for Congress to combat "the genocide of the white race" that pornography is causing - an "unholy pornocaust" against white Christian women ( Read more... )

This is the first thing I've read in a while that makes me wish I was still living in America.

The original Motley Crue lineup including Tommy Lee is touring with Buckcherry and Papa Roach!

But, only in North America.

What a ratfart.


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There's a 83% Chance That You Need Therapy


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I think I made some real progress with my shrink today ( Read more... )

When Britney Spears eventually breaks up with David Hassleoff it should be because she's cheating on him with whom:

1. Scott Baio

2. Shawn Cassidy

3. Howard Stern

4. Tommy Lee

5. David Lee Roth

6. Kid Rock

7. Larry Flynt

8. Courtney Love

9. Al Roker

or ...

10. Fabio

I fucked up and didn't realize I was out of my "no crazy pills" this morning and that pharmacies are not open on Sundays.

It hasn't made me feel crazy, but it has made it very, very hard for me to focus and I'm taking hours longer to get work done than I should.

I can't fucking wait until the pharmacies open up at 8 a.m. tomorrow.

Boy, if you want to get your shrink to start writing a lot of stuff in her notebook, start talking about how much you like Bosch and The Garden of Earthly Delights ( Read more... )

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